The fourth best gift I ever received was my record player.
The third best gift I ever received was getting surprise tickets to Converge.
The second best gift I ever received was a mixtape. I make really good ones, and I can appreciate when someone else can as well.
The best gift I ever received was a song written for me. I guess I technically had two, but one was better than the other. It made me feel really shy, but in a pleasant way. If I were to have a song written for me instead of given "material" things for each consumer holiday or birthday, I would be a very happy girl.
Side note: I think there is a trend in the nature of the gifts. Try and spot it (because it is sooo subversive). Har har har.
