Sick of the hordes following around the camera guy. Look, I get it. It's the whole, "Fuck. I hope he takes a picture of me because I spent hours picking out my best outfit, and I want _______ to see me and think 'Whoa, ________ is really fucking cool'"
It's one thing if you are in a photo at random, but it's another thing if you actually move across the dance floor hovering like flies over a fresh carcass. Sometimes I feel like I'm in the water and there is a current pulling everyone around me. Schools of fish that move like one big mirrored reflection. It's just funny to me, especially when I'm dead sober, which I am doing more and more just so I am able to laugh inside my own head and still remember it weeks later.
