Friday, December 23, 2011
Drowsy.
These part time friends with their part time jobs are a fulltime headache in my double time world.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Q&A
And I've got this aversion about names and exes. I can't date someone who has the same name of someone I used to date. "What's in a name?" I know, I know. A rose would still smell as sweet if it were not called a rose. Or should I say, a corpse would still smell as pungent if it were not called a corpse.
But still, I can't do it, even though I have thought of the benefits it would bring. Observe:
1) Not calling the wrong name out during sex
2)You would be able to answer "yes" to the question "so are you and (insert same name here) still dating?" And upon hearing the answer you can revel in the dramatic irony.
3)You can regift anything you have which has been engraved with your initials or names.
Alright, that list is exhausted. Anyway, I just don't do it. Any more questions?
But still, I can't do it, even though I have thought of the benefits it would bring. Observe:
1) Not calling the wrong name out during sex
2)You would be able to answer "yes" to the question "so are you and (insert same name here) still dating?" And upon hearing the answer you can revel in the dramatic irony.
3)You can regift anything you have which has been engraved with your initials or names.
Alright, that list is exhausted. Anyway, I just don't do it. Any more questions?
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